Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Google Lively™

Lively Logo

Well the last few days have been not so much dull as simply normal. Nothing has been going on, and I've just been wasting time. Anyway , ever since the Internet was invented it was seen as a wonderful new way of communicating, doing business, and even meeting new people. Now with the advent of such sites as MySpace or YouTube it has evolved to the next step where big corporations give people the chance to simply show how stupid they are, and in doing so making them rich. But that's all fine and dandy.

Another internet craze is chatting. From the beginning chatting was and most likely still is the most used feature of the Internet. With programs such as mIRC, and later Yahoo and MSN Messenger you can talk to any 50-year old pervert in the world.


But now ..well now there's a revolution going on, and Google is trying to headline it with their all new™ all inclusive™ all wonderful™ all crappy™ Google®™ LIVELY™®™®. What is Google Lively? It's the new way to chat, that's what it is. For those of you who still had somewhat of a life, prepare to leave it behind you cause you'll be blown away by this.

Somebody "up there" decided that simple chatting, even if filled with avatars, smileys, "imvironments", buzzs, and all that crap is far from enough. You can still remember you're just sitting in front of a monitor looking at 2d pictures. But Google said enough is enough. So they came up with Lively. You know what chat rooms are right? well now they've actually become ROOMS, 3d ones. Cause with a simple download you can now enter a 3d animated room on you're browser and look at more or less 3d models of people you have never met before in a complete 3d environment. You can ..well not walk ..more like glide around, interact with certain objects ( such as chairs) and kick your new found friends right in the balls with the integrated list of animations your character can do.

And that's not all, besides joining predefined rooms, you can make your OWN. Populate a virtual 3d space with chairs, cardboard cars, and even plasma screen on which you can embed videos from your favorite video streaming site such as youtube, or even better redtube. After that people from all around the world can join, forget they ever had lives, and waste a whole day looking at pixelated blond 3d models that don't even remotely look as the person that they're chatting with.

And hold on, this is only a beta, when the final product comes out it will be packed with a ton more features, such as a Disclaimer, a Porn edition, a Disclaimer for the porn edition, and so on. So why try and meet a person in the real life when you can do this all the day from any pc, as long as you have internet and IE or Firefox. And how much do you think this will cost? 100$? 200$? A THOUSAND DOLLARS??????? NOOOOOOOO IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE. So you can now waste your life with style..oh sorry life? what is that?


Google Lively Screenshot
This is a print screen from the actual program. I wanted to find a girl around but none were on..wonder why

From a very very bored and aggravated person, Cheers! Geeky

PS: Have you noticed there are no more AdSense adds? Wonder why? Cause after 9 months the people at Google decided that what i'm writing here can be considered hacking material and thus is not allowed on an AdSense sponsored site. No more comments.